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[Average_User]

This is exactly what I've always wanted! I was sick and tired of my ad-blocker blocking all the ads. Now, if I could just find a flu shot that only prevents me from getting strains that don't meet the doctor's criteria for acceptable influenza, a bodyguard who will take a bullet for me (unless it's made from certain white-listed manufacturers), and a condom that only blocks some sperm.